Better to Give

Bronx, N.Y., July 12, 2002 — Yes, I know, that saying reached the level of cliche years and years ago. And even a sidelong glance at the doings of the powers that be in our business community will show you right away that most people that have accumulated lots of money in this society would (and did) do anything necessary to get it, to “receive” it, and not to “give” up one thin dime, if at all possible. Continue reading

I Know the Feeling

Bronx, N.Y., July 7, 2002 — I know how Derek Jeter felt today. OK. No, I don’t know how it feels to be talented, classy, good-looking, poised, or rich, but I still think I know how he felt. I felt it a little bit myself. Derek has had a good, not great, season so far, and in the last several days had seemed to be finding something with his batting stroke. With the mostly ceremonial All Star break coming up, the last thing he needed was another interruption to his day-in, day-out quest to be the perfect ballplayer. Continue reading

Plan Nine From Outer Space

Bronx, N.Y., July 2, 2002 — “Because all you of Earth are idiots!”

These words of the alien Eros from the sci-fi classic film that shares the title of this column will have to do if you’re going to ask me why. I’m quite aware it took the Yankees fully one half their season, 81 games, to achieve more than a fleeting glance from the top of our division on the one hand. And it took us just as long to decide that our “Position Nine,” right field, needed fixing, on the other. I think it’s fitting that Raul Mondesi took his place in right, and in the five spot in the order, on July 2, 44 years from the date of the release of that Ed Wood “thriller.” Having teamed with Raul (and Derek, Ramiro, Roger, Robin and Jorge) to ensure that Raul’s debut, and the beginning of the season’s second half, got off without a hitch by the way, we (the entire takehimdowntown.com family) will be having our batteries musically recharged the rest of this week, and hope to climb back into the fan, observer and reporter of all things Yankee seat five days from today, Sunday, July 7. Continue reading

Build Me Up, Buttercup

Bronx, N.Y., June 30, 2002 — If you’ve been reading here for the last week, I apologize right off the bat for using this musical reference in conjunction with the fabulous “Tales of Brave Ulysses” by Cream and The Who’s “The Punk and the Godfather,” mentioned in recent columns. Continue reading

You Only Became What We Made You

Bronx, N.Y., June 28, 2002 — The line has a double meaning for me. First, I couldn’t let the day pass without paying homage to the Who’s John Entwistle, who passed away earlier today (or perhaps last night) at the age of 57. I was even pleased when showing up at the Stadium to see that not only was the newest Yankee, outfielder Karim Garcia, wearing the number 57, but that he would be playing tonight. Continue reading

On the Road Again

Bronx, N.Y., June 26, 2002 — It’s been a strange trip, this latest one, but I’m close to quoting the wrong musician there. My title is inspired by today being the birthday (1942) of Larry Taylor of Canned Heat, most famous for the Woodstock-era song of the same title. And that’s not the only birthday today. Most Yankee fans can tell you that it’s Derek Jeter’s birthday too. And with whom would Derek share a birthday? Continue reading

The Hold-Your-Nose Zone

Bronx, N.Y., June 24, 2002 — One of my father’s proudest moments, I’m sure, was when he bought the house in Central Jersey and moved us out of the Bronx when I was five. But my father and mother had seven sisters between them, all good Irish Catholic girls with families like ours, so we spent much of my formative years traveling back and forth between the City and Jersey visiting, driving through oil-refinery-congested Northern Jersey. Continue reading

All Quiet on the Western Front

Bronx, N.Y., June 22, 2002 — And frankly, it wasn’t particularly loud when the eastern team came up to the plate either. The bleary-eyed Yanks had escaped the unearthly din in Colorado and wanted nothing more, I’m sure, than to return to what former President Herbert Hoover called “normalcy.” And they got it, in a sense, Friday night, as scoring a lone run was certainly a more familiar experience than the 41 they had posted in three days in the mountains. Continue reading

Tales of Brave Ulysses

Bronx, N.Y., June 20, 2002 — I could almost see our hitters fall under the spell of Coors Field. Moose could have told them after the Tuesday game (and may have tried to). And Andy may have been briefly fooled himself into believing that this was a good (or even acceptable) place to play America’s pastime on Wednesday, until the unending seven-run fourth snapped him back to reality. Continue reading

Duel of the Titans

Bronx, N.Y., June 19, 2002 — It’s no surprise really. Anyone checking out the whole industry, looking up and down their lineups, witnessing the pitches they can afford to throw out there, isn’t really surprised that it comes down to this. And of course we can hope — and expect — that the rivalry as it plays out will bring lots of goodies and benefits to the fans. These guys are swinging from their heels, and neither intends to come in second place. Continue reading